I don't know how to describe myself without sounding like either a stuck up little whore or an attention seeking slut
basically
yeah
ok
i am quite witty tho x
religion is scary like people forcing their kids to believe they’re under the control of an evil mythical creature just because they act weird then getting priests to tie them down and shout at them in latin and throw water at them all because of some crazy guy with a beard and sandals that probably discovered some form of hallucinogen in 2000BC
(Source: oddcatz, via seey0uinthedark)
Imagine your life if you hadn’t seen this.
I can’t. I won’t. Thankfully
OH MY GOD
Please go and vote!
im fucking crying wth
This is the best possible thing I could see coming home from work.